Tag Archive for funny

can a grown man fit into a baby swim float?

So. Tonight S for some inexplicable reason decided to test the limits of physics.

OH YES HE DID.

I came home and saw this on the kitchen counter.

infant swim seat float

INFANT SWIM SEAT

Yup. Apparently as a prop he’s going to use for some work games thing. (Yes, those are flippers in the background of the shot. No, I don’t want to know what this work game involves.)

So S holds this box up, like something brilliant is brewing in his mind, smiles coyly at me and says, “Wanna see me get into it?”

Err.

People.

PEOPLE.

THIS is a man who weighed almost 11 pounds (almost 5 kilos!) at birth.

Our nickname for him at the dance school is Mr Incredible because he hasn’t exactly changed in stature from birth till now. He’s still larger than life, musclier than most, and well, simply put, HE’S NOT A SMALL MAN.

Plus he bought the smallest POSSIBLE swim float. For 6-12 month old infants. Maximum weight = 11kg (not that he was planning to use it as an actual floating device or anything so PHEW).

And so I watch. With a mix of trepidation and fascination.

And he cuts it up.

And blows it into its intended shape.

Disappears behind the kitchen door to don it.

Don’t worry, this is Safe For Work.

No nudity on THIS site, EVER.

And.

Ladies and gentlemen, apparently, I am marrying a genius. Or a madman.

I present to you, for the supreme cause of THE GIGGLES:

OOH LA LA! VOILA! IT EVEN FITS! *SPEECHLESS*

The thing I love about S? He NEVER stops at a costume opportunity. And will travel the distance to make it entertaining. What’s the most unlikely item of costume you’ve used for a prop?

langkawi: funny restaurant

debbie's place langkawi - irish pub

Traveling in Asia is always fun for the many Engrish moments it can provide. We saw some pretty funny signs on this trip but none quite as perplexing as this, in the main street of Langkawi:

debbie's place langkawi - irish pub

one hand WHAT?!

Each day as we passed this sign, we stopped to ponder. Who was Debbie? Who would open an Irish pub and restaurant in Langkawi, Malaysia? And wait, WHO would GO there? And lastly, WHAT THE HELL IS A ONE HAND WONDER?!

So many questions. Any potential answers?

now that’s a real FAN

go cats (geelong afl)

In the middle of Grand Final fever last week, I took this picture for S as I was driving through Glen Iris. I knew he would approve.

go cats (geelong afl)

Geelong Cats fans, you can’t call yourself one until you go to start to clean you truck (see the frantic wipe marks?), and INSTEAD, write GO CATS in the dirt. Oh yeah.

more bedtalk

I have mentioned before that S thinks  he’s hilarious.

Picture it. We’re cuddling, just before bed, indulging in some sweet nothings and romantic words. I don’t even remember what we were talking about, but I said, “No need lah!”

S: Ooooh, some Singaporean popped out!

Me: Honey, it’s not called “Singaporean”, it’s called “Singlish”.

S: There’s no such thing as  ”Singlish”.

Me: Yes there is.

S: No there isn’t. “Singlish”, pfft, sounds silly.

Me: There totally IS. Wanna bet on it?

S: There is NOT such a thing as Singlish. Let me tell you this now.

Me (feeling triumphant at imminent win): How much would you like to bet on it??

S: [silence]

Me: How much would you like to bet on it?!

S: Umm…

Me: How much would you like to bet on it?!

S: I would very much like to bet on it!!! Very much! I would very much like to bet on it! Geddit? GET IT?!

He bursts into guffaws of laughter. Evidently at his killer combination of cleverness and charm.

love de foot! beauty foot!

I love love love coming home and seeing more Engrish that makes me convulse with giggles. This time, 2 specimens, sighted within 48 hours, and both footsy related! Enjoy!

Engrish - care for your health begin with your foot!

Care for your health begin with your foot!

Engrish - Beautyfoot - Have you heard that horny layers are sources of stinky smell?

Have you heard that horny layers are sources of stinky smell??

replace “turtle” with “spine”

And you pretty much have the image I go to sleep with every time I try to do something beyond mild/light activity, and need a nap.

Motivator - Turtle is not Angry-1

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