So it turns out, I'll never be a ploughman. Why? Well, I wanted a simple ploughman's lunch. Wikipedia defines this as:
A ploughman's lunch is a cold snack or meal originating in the United Kingdom, composed ofcheese (usually a thick piece of Cheddar, Stilton or other local cheese); pickle (called "relish" outside the UK), bread (especially crusty bread, which may be a chunk from a loaf or a bap); and butter.
Sounds good right? Except the princess in me couldn't resist err, making it a bit more... luscious. So, blue cheese, gourmet crackers, smoked salmon, chunky capsicum dip and pate later, here was my simple "ploughman's lunch" though it should really be renamed "princess lunch".
So yummy. So, so yummy.